It’s a good thing I’m honest, ’cause I could be a world-class liar
I’ve written tall tales about alien abductions, a house move gone wrong, and an anti-gravity machine. A love story between a woman named Wyatt, from Quiet, and Noisy Ned from HootNHoller, two sides of the same mountain. A tale about a little girl who hates the alphabet, until she meets King Lettermaker and Alphabet Stew in the land of Read & Write. There’s a whale of a fish tale, a kid who outwits Shade–the shadow monster, and a dog named Heathrow who dreams of flying. In another tale, Heathrow borrows a delivery van to learn how to drive. There’s an alternate tale about Snow White. I’ve created four different tales about a dog named Hatrack, who has antlers and a cellphone (he’s half reindeer and half greyhound). In one story, he rescues passengers from train-rustling cattle. In another, he and his littermates save Christmas by pulling a second sled for Santa. In yet another, Hatrack discovers stowaway zoo animals aboard a passenger jet. In the fourth tale, he subs for Mother Nature while she goes on vacation (Spoiler Alert: things don’t go well at all).
And then there’s the adventures of Orvis and Wendell. Wendell is a little boy with a huge imagination. Orvis, who’s not only an elephant but invisible as well, is a product of that imagination (but don’t tell Wendell).
Maintaining all those tales in my brain was like using my hands to collect hop toads after a heavy rain. I needed to write those stories down, so I joined the Dallas Christian Writers Guild and learned to write professionally. I’ve been an active member for over a decade.
About each story
- Name Calling
- Run Cow Run
- Hatrack vs Haute Cat-tel
- I Wish I had a Rocket Ship
- You are a Winner
- Pizza Guy-Hatrack
Gets a Job - The Rings of Saturn
- Born Again
- The Day They Get Computers in Hell
- The Rhyming Virus
- Alien Abduction
- Golfball
- The Belated Birthday Card
- The Dead Cat Door Prize
- Lazy Daisy Waisy
- The Pickup Tie
- Sacrifice
- The Shadow Monster
- Matrimoniphobia
- Moving Day
- The Time Bank
- Hatrack Saves Christmas
- Lenny the Loser
- Teodorrrrrrrro
- The Super Ginormous Christmas Tree Fort
- Heathrow, the Dog that Flew
- A Quiet Riot
- Heathrow Learns to Drive
- Snow White
- Hatrack Saves the Day
- Larry the Liar
- Public Enemy Number One
- Alphabet Stew
- Orvis & Wendell–Part I
- Orvis & Wendell–Part II
- Orvis & Wendell–Part III

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