My Tall Tales

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month’s Story:

It’s a good thing I’m honest, ’cause I could be a world-class liar

I’ve written tall tales about alien abductions, a house move gone wrong, and an anti-gravity machine. A love story between a woman named Wyatt, from Quiet, and Noisy Ned from HootNHoller, two sides of the same mountain. A tale about a little girl who hates the alphabet, until she meets King Lettermaker and Alphabet Stew in the land of Read & Write. There’s a whale of a fish tale, a kid who outwits Shade–the shadow monster, and a dog named Heathrow who dreams of flying. In another tale, Heathrow borrows a delivery van to learn how to drive. There’s an alternate tale about Snow White. I’ve created four different tales about a dog named Hatrack, who has antlers and a cellphone (he’s half reindeer and half greyhound). In one story, he rescues passengers from train-rustling cattle. In another, he and his littermates save Christmas by pulling a second sled for Santa. In yet another, Hatrack discovers stowaway zoo animals aboard a passenger jet. In the fourth tale, he subs for Mother Nature while she goes on vacation (Spoiler Alert: things don’t go well at all).

And then there’s the adventures of Orvis and Wendell. Wendell is a little boy with a huge imagination. Orvis, who’s not only an elephant but invisible as well, is a product of that imagination (but don’t tell Wendell).

Maintaining all those tales in my brain was like using my hands to collect hop toads after a heavy rain. I needed to write those stories down, so I joined the Dallas Christian Writers Guild and learned to write professionally. I’ve been an active member for over a decade.

About each story

  • Name Calling
  • Run Cow Run
  • Hatrack vs Haute Cat-tel
  • I Wish I had a Rocket Ship
  • You are a Winner
  • Pizza Guy-Hatrack
    Gets a Job
  • The Rings of Saturn
  • Born Again
  • The Day They Get Computers in Hell
  • The Rhyming Virus
  • Alien Abduction
  • Golfball
  • The Belated Birthday Card
  • The Dead Cat Door Prize
  • Lazy Daisy Waisy
  • The Pickup Tie
  • Sacrifice
  • The Shadow Monster
  • Matrimoniphobia
  • Moving Day
  • The Time Bank
  • Hatrack Saves Christmas
  • Lenny the Loser
  • Teodorrrrrrrro
  • The Super Ginormous Christmas Tree Fort
  • Heathrow, the Dog that Flew
  • A Quiet Riot
  • Heathrow Learns to Drive
  • Snow White
  • Hatrack Saves the Day
  • Larry the Liar
  • Public Enemy Number One
  • Alphabet Stew
  • Orvis & Wendell–Part I
  • Orvis & Wendell–Part II
  • Orvis & Wendell–Part III

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